SMK

Swingin' Meatsticks

17-19 · .472 Win Pct

The Commissioner

The Swingin' Meatsticks are the definition of mediocre at 17-19 — they're so perfectly average it hurts! You've got Zak Robben hitting .497 and striking out 189 batters on the mound, plus Alex Bossi mashing at .463, but somehow you clowns are still sitting at .500 like you're allergic to winning streaks. That's what happens when you can score 199 runs but give up 210 — you swing those meatsticks real pretty but your pitching staff serves up more fat ones than a BBQ joint!

Team Pitching Stats

Player	Team	W	L	ERA	WHIP	IP	SO	ER	H	HR	BB
Zak Robben	Swingin' Meatsticks	12	7	4.02	1.58	112.0	189	75	145	39	32
Pat Norton	Swingin' Meatsticks	2	6	7.89	2.70	43.1	59	57	89	29	28
Alex Bossi	Swingin' Meatsticks	2	3	8.31	2.23	26.0	45	36	49	15	9